Pastors say some kooky things sometimes. It's a good thing for Republicans that only Democrats associate with them.

Republicans are sure to go ape shit over Rev. Wright this fall. Maybe it's time to start talking about Republican connections to wacko cult leader and owner of The Washington Times, the Reverend Sun Myung Moon.

Let me see if I've got this straight: We should stay in Iraq forever because, although there are constant ongoing casualties and billions spent weekly, staying there with no casualties and much less expense would be great??? Okay, I'm going to start wacking myself with a hammer, because if wacking myself with a hammer resulted in a shower of magic jelly beans, that would be great.

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